Demon Dog Strikes Again

The current list of NON-AUTHORIZED items that our dog, Juno, has managed to eat/chew/destroy/gnaw/decimate...

1. 5 e-collars (post neuter surgery)
2. Lee's brand new tennis shoe
3. 3 pairs of Andie's flip flops
4. 2 pairs of Shaun's flip flops
5. Ally's new glasses
6. 2 skeins of Andie's yarn
7. 1 skein of Ally's yarn
8. Ally's crochet pattern
9. 2 dish towels
10. 4 books
11. 1 plastic dish
12. innumerable magazines
13. Cody's shoe
14. several units of army men
15. 1/2 of a fence
16. 3 Kong dog toys
17. 1 hammer
18. part of the exterior door trim
19. 2 footballs
20. 3 pairs of Lee's leather work gloves
21. sticks, sticks, sticks
22. 2 screen doors
23. several of Cody's action figures
24. Luke's toy M16
25. 5 water guns
26. thousands of Lego blocks
27. 1 dog bed
28. 1 ornamental yard frog
29. 15 rubber racquet balls
30. 1 tennis racket
31. 2 pairs of Ally's nice shoes
32. 1 really cool ergonomic crochet hook

I think maybe he's still upset about being neutered...